I think this sums it up pretty well…
Sage wisdom
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She really didn’t say that, did she?
Well…. Maybe so.
On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever”.
While this may seem a little bit of an odd answer, think again.
I got this as part of an email, which contained a few other quotes of somewhat questionable sanity. Before just randomly posting this, I took a little time to verify that Ms. Whitestone actually did say this. Indeed she did. But I also found out that She was the first Miss America that was deaf. Go read about her in Wiki and be amazed. I was.
Makes you think, eh?
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
Josh Billings
Quotables
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
Hagar the Horrible
Clutter
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Laurence J. Peter
I must have the most cluttered mind in the world…
Just ask my wife!
Clean?
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Laurence J. Peter
I wonder…..
Quote the Reagan…
Here’s another great quote….
The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan
I think there is a ring of truth to this….
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I’ll take the stairs.
I love this quote by Mitch Hedberg.
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
I just wish I had said it first…..